Holiday Traffic to be a Real Bitch

Airport Security Not Totally Incompetent

Robot Scientists Not Very Creative

German Still Into Really Weird Porn

American Media Still Shitty

Chinese Take Out Incredibly Old

Fatties Have New Excuse to Sit on Couch

Summer School and Camps Run by Dumbasses

Israelis Into GILFS

Man Sent to Jail for Relieving Stupid People of Money

Actor Thinks He’s in Spiderman Musical