Rewritten Headlines: Joss Whedon to Avian Fluon May 4, 2012 at 12:01 am
There’s the real news and then there’s the news that cuts through the crap and the niceties. No tact, just rewritten fact! This is the Rewritten News!
Rewritten: Film Maker Takes Risk By Promoting Movie to Dateless Movie Goers
Rewritten: Humans Destroying Themselves Slightly Slower That Previously Thought
Rewritten: Stephen King: I Have Too Much F@%&$ing Money!
Rewritten: Tiger Woods Still Not Boning Enough Pornstars
Rewritten: Man Lies About Cheating on His Wife
Rewritten: Rich Guy Buys Depressing Painting Anyone With an Internet Connection Can See for Free
Rewritten: Walking Dead Fans Link Science Article in Hopes of Bringing About Z-Day
Rewritten: Formerly Scary Disease No Longer Interesting Now That Actual Facts Have Been Published