Twitter in Focus: Andy Dalyon August 31, 2011 at 12:01 am
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today’s contestant is an alumni of my college and of Reno 911! Andy Daly has been in a lot of stuff (MAD TV, Eastbound & Down, Semi-Pro, School for Scroundels and one of the most underrated Comedy Central shows, Crossballs.). Well, today, we look at his tweets and check on their hilarity.
August 22nd: “There’s a father/son werewolf fight on HBO right now, for fans of father/son werewolf fights.”
I think that was the original premise of Warrior.
August 23rd: “Ooo! Can I PLEASE have Quadaffi’s statue of the golden fist crushing the airplane?! Who do I talk to about that?”
Hey! Thanks to John McCain, my tax dollars paid for that golden fist! You’d better share!
August 23rd: “A planeful of Southwest passengers laughing at the flight attendants’ jokes has to be one of the saddest sounds in the world.”
Yes, because that flight attendant is Screech from Saved by the Bell.
August 25th: “Just left my glasses in a Chicago taxi, didn’t get receipt, don’t know the cab co. What r my options? (already aware of new glasses option)”
Those glasses have already been disassembled, repainted and sold via the Mexican Optometrist Pipeline. I can get them back for you…for a price.
August 25th: “Wisecracks appreciated btw.”
Andy has some funny people replying to him. Including Paul F. Tompkins.
August 25th: “Chicago has a citywide lost & found?! No ones there till 2, but still!”
Wow. Could you check that for an ’88 maroon Olds Cutlass?
August 25th: “Moving swiftly through the 5 stages of loss about my glasses. Just went from bargaining to grumbling. I think popcorn is next, right?”
Toblerone is next, then anger, mostly at the crap they shove in a Toblerone.
August 27th: “If MSNBC makes a habit of preempting Lock Up for hurricane coverage how are we ever going to find out how prisoners prepare for hurricanes?”
The massive loss of toilet wine is too much for sensitive viewers.
August 27th: “The record shows that Ive not engaged in any mockery of east coasters re natural disasters. Pls remember this when I’m buried under rubble.”
We appreciate that Andy. I tip my waders to you.
August 29th: “Thank you to the Libyans for putting their whole thing on pause so we could focus on our hurricane. Pls continue.”
That’s how Gadaffi snuck into Algeria.
Okay, let’s rate Andy’s tweets. Now technically, I am a bias judge, as Andy is an alumn, but I graduated before he started going there. And I won’t mention the name of the college, because fuck those guys for giving me three parking tickets the week of graduation (long story). Anyhow, I give Andy a 7 for Mustness, an 8 for Style and an 8 for Insanity. That’s an overall score of 7.6. Totally worth a follow. Check out Andy’s comedy album.
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