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Every Thursday, Super Frat lists individuals whose behaviors have been so deplorable that they should eat a dick.

It’s Thursday and you know what that means bro, it’s time for a bunch of people to consume penis, munch the dong and eat a dick.

 –  To the genius supercops that arrested a Harvard College professor on his own porch.  Freeze.  Now eat a dick.

To the gambling grandma that left her grandkids, age 2 and age 14, in the car while she played slots.  Guess what grandma?  Dick…dick…dick!  You get to eat a dick!

– And here’s an uplifting story.  Three people who apparently let a rat chew off the toes of a baby.  Somewhere there is a huge plate of dick and table for three.

–  And then there’s the people that threw an endangered nurse shark off a train to be dragged through the streets of Miami by vagrants as it suffocated.  Da-dum.  Da-dum.  Da-dum-da-dum!  Da-dum-da-dum!  Eat a diiiiiiick!  Eat a dick, eat dick, eat dick!

– Finally, the surgeons that performed a routine gall bladder procedure so a 20 year-old airman lost BOTH his legs.  Somewhere in a bag of medical waste there’s a heaping helping of dick for you.

Think someone needs to eat a dick? Email suggestions to dicketer@gmail.com or post in the message board