Who Should Eat a Dick: Guest Column
on July 2, 2009 at 12:49 am
with Tony DiGerolamo
Every Thursday, the Super Frat site lists individuals whose behaviors have been so deplorable that they should eat a dick.
– The United States, for launching another dumbass “major operation” in Afghanistan that will accomplish nothing but getting people killed, should eat a giant pile of dick made from all the people we shoot in the new few weeks.
– Joe Jackson, who seems more concerned about his new record label than his dead son, can eat a dick served on a Thriller album.
– The Iranian government, which can’t seem to stop shooting its own people can also eat a giant green plate of dick.
– The guy who own a pet python that killed a toddler can eat a giant snake dick and choke on it. Way to babysit.
– And finally, Death, after taking so many freaking celebrities in the last week or so, can eat a giant plate of rotting, corpse dick. What is your problem Death?! The number is three!
Think someone needs to eat a dick? Email suggestions to dicketer@gmail.com or post in the message board
