Who Should Eat a Dick: Guest Column
on June 11, 2009 at 2:57 pm
with Tony DiGerolamo
Every Thursday, the Super Frat site lists individuals whose behaviors have been so deplorable that they should eat a dick.
– The two douchebags involved in the robbery and car chase that left four people dead in Philadelphia, should have to eat dick at 90 mph.
– The racist geezer that shot and killed a guard at the Holocaust Museum should have to eat a huge plate of multi-racial dick to show his tolerance.
– The serial douchebag that killed a bunch of cats in Florida. May he eat a litter box helping of dick.
– The recession, which took away $1.3 trillion dollars from our wealth. May it get served a helping of dick in the soup line.
– The giant supervolcano which may one day kill us all. I say, now, before we’re dead, let it eat a giant plate of dick in the dark when its ash blocks out the sun.
Think someone needs to eat a dick? Email suggestions to dicketer@gmail.com or post in the message board.