Posts Tagged Mike Pence

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Mar03

Rewritten Headlines: Bacon Shirt to Zoo Cards

by tonyd on March 3, 2017 at 12:01 am

Man Makes Awesome Shirt Onion Headline Becomes Actual News Gross Food Makes Gross Poop Old People Still Not Figuring Out Email Shoes Made For Fat People People Patronize Special President  Jesus is Radical Dude Hangs Dong Boston Condo Uncool Amazon […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Jan22

Your Fratoscope: January 22, 2017

by tonyd on January 22, 2017 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Your sex doll is conspicuously absent from your birthday party. Aries:  Someone will break into your house and eat all the vanilla in your Neopolitan ice cream. Taurus:  You will notice far too many […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov20

Your Fratoscope: November 20, 2016

by tonyd on November 20, 2016 at 12:01 am

If your birthday is this week:  Elon Musk gives you a free one-way ticket to Mars, not because you’re qualified, he just wants you off the planet. Aries:  The dinner you prepare for your date is interrupted when the people […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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