Americans Realizing It’s Too Damned Hot
Older Women to Expose Breasts Less
Researcher States Obvious to Fatties
Deadly Kill Bots Mentioned as Possible Thing That’s Important
Americans Realizing It’s Too Damned Hot
Older Women to Expose Breasts Less
Researcher States Obvious to Fatties
Deadly Kill Bots Mentioned as Possible Thing That’s Important
Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant is Rob Lowe. Actor, sex tape star and hilarious host of SNL. Let’s see what he’s been tweeting.
February 2nd: “People ask “how can I tell if a movie has good direction?” Silver Linings Playbook is MADE by great direction. Pitch perfect.”
It really was. Have to agree.
February 2nd: “Steely Dan in the gym. So old. So great. #LayDownTheLawThenBreakIt”
Ah, yes. That used to be my favorite make out CD.
February 3rd: “Wow. These Superbowl commercials are just terrible.”
Y’know, I was flipping back and forth from cartoon reruns on Fox and I have to agree. Talk about overhype.
February 3rd: “When you have 2 weeks to prep, then come out in an illegal formation, it’s a very bad sign. #SuperBowl”
Yep.
February 3rd: “Ah, the City That Care Forgot.”
Baltimore? Hmm, probably.
February 3rd: “Are the Niners in charge of the lights? #SuperBowl #NotPrepared”
I blame Jerry.
February 3rd: “What a mess. Time to check the Puppy Bowl. #SuperBowl #Boo”
The puppy bowl is fun to watch.
February 3rd: “John Harbaugh being introduced to network suit double talk on the sideline. #SuperBowl”
At least he won’t get that during the parade in Baltimore.
February 3rd: “Now THAT Subway ad takes the cake. And eats it. For the WORST EVER.”
To me, Subway is aptly named because their bread tastes like the subway floor.
February 3rd: “There it is. #Bud”
Damn, you watch all the bowls.
February 3rd: “God made a farmer. Yes. Not hip, no gimmicks. Not trying to be funny. Just great. #SuperBowl”
I do not get that one.
Okay, let’s rate Rob’s tweets. Well, I think Rob and I see eye to eye on several things. Would like to hear more about P&R, but hey, he wasn’t shooting in the last two days I guess. As I read the tweets, I am reading them in his character voice on the show. I give him an 8 for Style, a 9 for Insanity and a 10 for Mustness. That’s an overall score of 9. And if you haven’t seen Rob host SNL back in the day, it’s one of the funniest episodes ever. Follow Rob.
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Tony D is back at the Cool Dog Cafe to see if his friend can beat him in the hot dog eating challenge.
If your birthday is this week: It’ll be the 49ers by a field goal. Happy birthday.
Aries: You will prank all your friends with the hottest wings you’ve ever cooked and your friends will prank you by shitting all over your bathroom.
Taurus: The stars say, take off that Kansas City jersey and stop embarrassing yourself.
Gemini: You’ll discover that your TV is too small to host a Super Bowl Party and not everyone can fit inside the back seat of your SUV to watch.
Lemini: You will test the limits of how much blue cheese one person can drink.
Cancer: You will discover that the disgusting sandwich your buddy made for you at his Super Bowl party, fits neatly inside a desk drawer somewhere in his house.
Leo: Your touch football game during the Super Bowl Halftime show leads to an awkward boner.
Virgo: You will get caught double dipping in the salsa. Nice going asshole.
Libra: The Super Bowl tickets you purchased may have been fake. At least that’s what the people at the Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia tell you.
Scorpio: You will make sweet love in the coat room during a Super Bowl Party, but it will be ruled a party foul because there’s no one there but you and the jackets.
Sagittarius: Your drunken antics mocking the Ravens will amuse everyone until you knock the flat screen over.
Capricorn: Your girlfriend’s Super Bowl Halftime show greatly upsets you, but you friends will argue that her nudity puts it head and shoulder above Beyonce.
Aquarius: You will discover that your nacho couch cannot support the full weight of a human being.
Pisces: Your utter lack of interest in football means you will spend most of the day trying to go to the bank and post office.
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