Hey Bros!
Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die. Today contestant is Family Guy writer, Travis Bowe. Let’s see if he tweets match up to the show.
@BoweKnows
July 2nd: “I don’t need to go wine tasting I already know I like it.”
Good point. But it is a chance to drink the wine. Peter did that in an episode I believe.
July 3rd: “The only thing I’ll eat for breakfast is steel cut oatmeal. What is steel cut oatmeal?”
First rule of steel cut oatmeal, don’t talk about steel cut oatmeal.
July 3rd: “Workplace tip: Make people think you’re cool my referring to your weekend as “my adventures.””
I could see “The Adventures of Travis Bowe”. Something animated. And you have a talking pet. Probably a lemur.
July 3rd: “Dwight Howard should just sign with the Yankees and get it over with.”
Or the Mets. Can’t do any damage there.
July 3rd: “Hat ”
That’s a good Vine. I gotta get that app.
July 3rd: “My mom’s catchphrase is: “where are my glasses?””
Mine is “Have you gotten a job yet?”
July 5th: “People on Friends had a lot of leisure time.”
And enough money to live very comfortably in New York.
July 7th: “”We’re calling you up to the big leagues.” “Nah. I have a cool apartment here. Nice little floor plan. I’m gonna stick with AAA.””
Hey, good feng shui is hard to find.
July 7th: “”Shaken… and stirred.” Dumb James Bond”
“Do you expect me to die?” Even dumber James Bond.
July 8th: “It’s a good idea to let kids pre-board flights. You want those little guys on there as long as possible.”
Plus if the plane talks off without you, you’ll be kid-free to meet with your lawyers.
July 8th: “I can’t believe Andy Murray won Wimbledon. That other guy was no Djokovic.”
You really do write for Tosh.O.
Okay, let’s rate Travis’s tweets. Pretty solid stuff, could use some more behind-the-scenes, but otherwise nice. I give Travis a 7 for Style, an 8 for Mustness and a 9 for Insanity. That’s a solid 8 overall. Follow Travis.
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