A quick video update, bros.
A quick video update, bros.
If your birthday is this week: Yeah-yeah-yeah, happy birthday. Now STFU the game is on.
Aries: A close friend will mathematically prove that you’re being an asshole.
Taurus: You will discover that your dwarf bookie outsources collections to much larger and stronger people.
Gemini: Someone else will make skid marks in your underwear.
Lemini: Your dog will up n’ die.
Cancer: The stars say, you’ll get really, really high this week.
Leo: You will find a plate of smores in the place you least expect.
Virgo: This week, be ready for that alien abduction. It’s the only way you’re going to be able to return those migrant workers to their own country.
Libra: You will win the first game of Vodka Pong, but only because your opponent gets alcohol poisoning.
Scorpio: You will find out that the cops do not have to give you a copy of a sex tape, even if it is recorded on a red light cam and you pay the ticket.
Sagittarius: Despite your best explanations, your spouse won’t let you take a “Marriage Snow Day” this week.
Capricorn: Your pet grooming business hits a wall when one of your customers drops off a gorilla.
Aquarius: The homeless guy you give a dollar to, will shake his head and hand it back.
Pisces: You will stay home for your favorite bowl game: the Cupcake Bowl. Followed closely by the Diabetes Bowl.
Your pledgemaster may have a grade point average that’s lower that his blood alcohol level. And he might not subscribe to your version of “fancy book learnin'” or “fancy beer drinkin'”. But he is a pledgemaster and he sits in judgement of what’s Fratty and Not Fratty.
Chris Christie: Not Fratty
Jesus Christ, don’t fuck up the GWB. What if I have to make a beer run into New York from Jersey?
Justin Bieber: Almost Fratty
Controversial decision, I know. Still, Brazilian hookers and drugs? Give the guy some credit, bros.
Winter: Not Fratty
Fuck you snow. Fuck you in your stupid snowy face.
The Puppy Bowl: Fratty
C’mon. They’re so cute. How can you not love those cute little faces!
FAA Grounding Beer Drones: Not the Least Bit Fratty
The fuck, FAA? Isn’t this America anymore? Can I not have a flying robot bring me beer, you sons-of-bitches?! My dream! My dream!
Iphone 5c: Fratty
That’s right, they’re plastic. So what? You buy a case and it’s almost exactly the same. Awesome.
Atlanta Snow: Not So Fratty
Snow, not only are you an asshole, you fucked up everyone in Atlanta. Fuck you snow.
Archer Vice: Very Fratty
Jon Benjamin, the Mel Blanc of this generation, continues to deliver top notch comedy. Spies that turn into drug dealers? Sign me up.
Michael Grimm: Not Fratty
Dude, what are you? 12? If you’re too sensitive to take questions, quit being a politician.
New Flavors in Lays Potato Chips: So Fratty
Lays were already pretty good. Now with the garlic and cheese? Holy shit, bros. Holy shit.
Fat Cats Not Just in Washington
Seth McFarlane Sick of Cartoons
Star Trek Break Prime Directive in Thailand
Addanac City
A Dog’s Life
Adriana Game Over
Ahoy Earth
Art of Webcomics
Bad Oranges
Bad Pudding
Beta Male
Between the Realms
Black Tail and Marz
Bunny Wiggins
Capes and Babes
Cat and Cat Comics
Center Lane
Champion City Comics
City Folk, The Webcomic
Company Man
Convenience Store Diet
Corpse Run Comics
Crooked Frame Comics
Crunchy Bunches
Dairy Boy Comics
Damn Heroes
Destroyed by Robots
Dodgy Comics
Doug Lefler
Druid City
Fart Related Comics
Fatherhood. Badly Doodled
The Flavor Razor
Frownland
The Funnicks
Game Cupid
Games Finder
Game Period
Gerbil with a Jetpack
Giving the Devil Her Due
H.I.T.
The Hero Business
Hit Girlz
I, Mummy
Java Jaguar
Ker-Bop
Kick Man
Krrobar.com
LaSalle’s Legacy
Legacy Control
Modest Medusa
Murdercake
Mythdirection
Ninja and Pirate
The Other End
OutwitTrade
Plan C
QWERTYvsDvorak
Robot Friday
Romantically Apocalyptic
SCAPULA
Skitter
Skroode
Sluggy Freelance
Sparkshooter
Spirits of Suburbia
StocktonCon
SuperBud
Tangent Artists
Teaspoon Comics
The Devil’s Panties
The Dreamcatcher
The System
The Tales of Lev
Validation
Vinnie the Vampire
Waystone
Wayward Raven
Winter of Discontent
Woo Hooligan!
Yesterday’s Popcorn
Zombie Boy Comics