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Jul05

Ten Reason Why Fireworks Are Stupid

by tonyd on July 5, 2019 at 1:57 pm

Idiots watch them. Idiots light them. Idiots transport them. Idiots bring them home. Idiots break the law with them. Idiots can’t throw. Idiots light them in the winter. Idiots can’t clench. Idiots are your neighbors. Idiots.

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May04

Ten Reasons Why I Hate Censorship

by tonyd on May 4, 2019 at 12:01 am

1. Because it makes George Orwell’s ghost cry be okay with it. 2. Because it turns makes people into cowards safe. 3. Because even if it’s used against the people you don’t like, eventually it will be used against you […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Mar01

Ten Reason Why I Didn’t Watch the Oscars

by tonyd on March 1, 2019 at 12:01 am

The Happytime Murders not nominated. Already get my anti-Trump rants from MSNBC and Twitter. Kevin Hart stand up specials on Netflix too tempting. Expecting Rami Malek to hack the Oscars and take a lot of drugs. Decided getting an extra […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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