Rewritten Headlines: Bank of America to Two Faced Cat
on September 30, 2011 at 12:01 amTime for you Rewritten Headlines, bros! Why read the news, when Rewritten Headlines can summarize what happened without tact in seconds!
Real: Bank of America to Charge $5 Monthly Fee for Debit-Card Usage
Rewritten: Banks Continue Evil Reign
Real: Michelle Obama Shop Incognito at Target
Rewritten: First Lady Stages Photo Op to Garner Sympathy
Real: Michael Jackson Bodyguard Takes Stand in Manslaughter Case
Rewritten: News Organizations Stop Reporting to Gawk at Famous Corpse
Real: U.S. Makes Deported Immigrants Take the Long Way Home
Rewritten: Home Depot Parking Lot to Be Less Crowded
Real: China Set to Launch Its Own Space Station: Mission Unknown
Rewritten: Blocked Chinese Google Maps to Become Way More Accurate
Real: Holly Madison Insures Breasts for $1 Million
Rewritten: Lucky Insurance Guy Gets to Evaluate Primo Tatas
Real: Cat with Two Faces Marks 12 Years off Defying Odds, Setting Records
Rewritten: Misleading Article Title Not About Rick Santorum
